An unapologetic book-huffer and devourer-of-stories, Vera Valentine has carried on a torrid love affair with the written word for nearly all of her 42 years. Grown in the diner-laden wilds of the New Jersey Pine Barrens, she now lives in North Carolina with her husband, six cats, and two dogs, most of whom are house trained.
Like many of her characters, Vera (she/her) is happily queer and polyamorous, in addition to being a lifelong practicing Pagan. If any of the above facts made you wrinkle your nose, heads up: this author and her works ain't for you.
CW/TW/Tropes for Beached & Breached
Beached and Breached
Pairing: M/M/NBi (non-binary)
Standalone: Yes (HEA)
Style: Monster Polyam / Why Choose / 18+
Content: When the Fortunate Winds finds itself on the rough end of ironic hurricane gusts, a freak accident results in an intriguing turn of fate. Now sentient and entwined with a mythical creature, the former shrimp boat explores its sexuality with the unwitting help of an intrepid, lust-dazed first responder.
This is an explicit story is intended for readers 18+ only, and contains mature themes, including significant magical dub-con/coercion, oral sex, anal penetration by objects (there’s a flared base, I’m not a monster), choking, gagging, unprotected sex, magical spit-as-lube, mockery/degradation, slight BDSM dynamics, hair-grasping, allusions to murder by drowning, a police officer MC, and…well, I don’t really know what a boat fucking someone would be. But, yanno, that’s in here. Obviously. We both know it’s why you’re here.
As always, if I left anything out, please let me know! I’m here to give you the best stories I can, and that means properly informing my beloved readers. Just a reminder - please do not share, spread, or upload this story anywhere else. Thanks!
Finally, while no combination of partners, sexualities, or gender identities ever needs a warning, consider this your official notice that this story is an M/M/NBi (non-binary) menage. Hope you enjoy it. ;)
CW/TW/Tropes for Erotic Excavations
Erotic Excavations
Pairing: M/M/F
Standalone: Yes (HEA)
Style: Dino Shifter / Menage / 18+
Content: A forbidden exhibit, a taboo crush, and an impossible dose of saurian lust are about to turn what should have been a simple errand into a torrid interspecies affair.
The quaint, quirky little town of Fossil Falls has more buried beneath the surface than their famous namesake. A huge secret lies in wait behind charming shopfronts, hotels, and a prestigious museum. Behind that facade, permitting official Diana Jones is about to uncover the find of a lifetime.
But when Diana’s real reason for visiting Fossil Falls is revealed, this excavation may just turn deadly.
Can Tybalt, Casey, and Diana work together to save the town’s secret without losing one another?
This novella has the following:
Dinosaur shifters
Primal Play
Dom/sub dynamics
Fated Mates love
Saurian lust unlike anything you’ve read before
Knotting and pheromones
And more
Erotic Excavations is a MMF romance with two dinosaur shifters and a human. This is a very spicy, low-plot novella that will make you think next time you sit down to watch a dino movie. From the minds of Vera Valentine and Clio Evans, we bring you Pamela Bones— an author who can’t wait to dig up a new kind of love. (Note: this story was a one-off fun side project for both authors and ends in an HEA; future books in the series are not planned at this time.)
What's New? - 12/16/24
🎁🎄Surprise Co-Write NOW LIVE! 🎄🎁
'Tis the season....for frustration. Neve has just about had it with the hustle and bustle of the holidays, including her overbearing Aunt Charlene's to-do list and three mysterious packages deposited on her icy doorstep.
When a surprise snowstorm grounds her travel plans, Neve curls up on the couch for a well-earned nap, but wakes to find a trio of elvish intruders—North, Tinsel, and Buzz—ready to put the holly jolly spirit right back into her...holidays...with some timely presents she'll never forget.
And Aunt Charlene? Well, she's just gonna have to do her own damn grocery shopping.
Wrapped and Tapped is an MFMM why choose sentient object romance with a twist, and features smexy elvish men that are all about getting festive and frisky with our female main character.
💡Coming 3/13/25 - Preorder Here! 💡
When high energy bills leave struggling freelancer Violet feeling burnt out, the city's LED bulb exchange program seems like the perfect solution to her empty wallet. But when the simple swap goes awry, her bright idea turns a small problem into a much larger issue: one clocking in at 6'6...in platforms.
Will Violet's unexpected vintage visitor prove to be a spark in the dark, or is he secretly up to something more sinister?
My Date with a Light Bulb is part of The Sentient Object Holiday Series, a shared series curated by some of your favorite off-the-wall authors: Biblio Barbie, Dakota Cockaday, Holly Wilde, Luna Cantrip, Nicole Parker, Sylvia Morrow, Thea Masen, Unfortunate Reads, and Vera Valentine. It is meant for readers 18 and over who are ready to embrace a deeper experience with some unusual holidays.
New Anthologies!
Don't miss new, exciting short stories from yours truly in a trio of anthologies coming out in Spring 2025, all available for preorder currently!
Evil Hearts: A Monster Romance Charity Anthology is coming out February 1st, and the proceeds of this charity anthology benefit a non-denominational literary charity based in Sevierville, TN.
Strange Love: A Non-Human Romance Charity Anthology is coming out February 13th, and the proceeds of this charity anthology benefit Trinity Haven, an organization that helps to meet the needs of LGBTQ+ youth at risk for homelessness.
Monsters in Love 7: Lost in the Stars is coming out March 27th, continuing the wildly popular Monsters in Love anthology series with all new monster romance tales that are truly out of this world.
New Penname and Books!
I'm now writing omegaverse under the penname Vera V. Pierce, launching with a shared world I'm calling the Perfumeverse. The first title in the series, Let's Smash, first appeared in the now-out-of-print Pierced by Darkness anthology, while the follow-up full length, Heart Note: Omega, will be releasing in April of 2025 and is now available for preorder!
New Novella! When Beatrix Hollow sent me a picture of a "I had sexual intercourse with the Kool-Aid Man" pin, I knew the universe was sending me a weird, cherry-flavored sign. That manifested as Cold Sweat, an absolutely filthy tale of a woman's taboo sauna tryst with her spicy beverage pitcher of a stepbrother.
Cold Sweat is now available as an audiobook on Audible through Podium Entertainment! Voiced by the sensational talents of Cassandra Medcalf and Anthony Palmini, it'll be the best, weirdest thing to hit your ears in a long time.
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